Why the fuck does he have this power so soon?

I am sad. I don’t know why.

Wet puppies.

Wet puppies.


Today, I will be forced to take off my beautiful foot jewelry and my nose ring. Guess the vacation is officially over.

Somehow I become feet obsessed at the lake. Probably because they’re naked and I think they’re pretty.


I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

(Source: lydiamartuin, via badfishhmp)

My awesome new “shoes”. Like lingerie for my feet.

My awesome new “shoes”. Like lingerie for my feet.

My fat ass in a bikini. Idgaf.

My fat ass in a bikini. Idgaf.


I am so fucking tired of only hearing it if I say it first. Let’s see how long it takes to get it, unprompted.

Finally visited Jacob’s cave. It was so fucking cool!!! I’ve been passing that place at least once a summer for twenty-five years. So glad I could finally drag mom and dad down here.


Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

(via lexlifts)